●BTC$80,919▼ 0.52%●ETH$2,381▼ 0.46%●SOL$103▼ 1.38%●XRP$1.29▼ 1.65%●DOGE$0.078775▼ 0.36%●PEPE$0.000004533▲ 2.63%■ $DADCHI IS LIVE ON PUMP.FUN · CA DWKuc2TSGmM2MApWKi4wnQ9LSkfxZf4xHqFJGAPUpump · THE ONLY ONE■ PAPER TRADING RIGHT NOW. NO REAL MONEY IN THE MARKET YET■ EVERY TRADE PUBLISHED. ENTRY, STOP, EXIT, REASON. LOSERS TOO■ NOTHING GETS DELETED FROM THE JOURNAL●BTC$80,919▼ 0.52%●ETH$2,381▼ 0.46%●SOL$103▼ 1.38%●XRP$1.29▼ 1.65%●DOGE$0.078775▼ 0.36%●PEPE$0.000004533▲ 2.63%■ $DADCHI IS LIVE ON PUMP.FUN · CA DWKuc2TSGmM2MApWKi4wnQ9LSkfxZf4xHqFJGAPUpump · THE ONLY ONE■ PAPER TRADING RIGHT NOW. NO REAL MONEY IN THE MARKET YET■ EVERY TRADE PUBLISHED. ENTRY, STOP, EXIT, REASON. LOSERS TOO■ NOTHING GETS DELETED FROM THE JOURNAL
$DADCHI CONTRACT — THE ONLY ONE
DWKuc2TSGmM2MApWKi4wnQ9LSkfxZf4xHqFJGAPUpump
Solana · pump.fun
Any other "$DADCHI" — including an abandoned September test token on Robinhood Chain (0x8158…1827) — is not ours. This address is the only one.
● $DADCHI IS LIVE — LIVE ON THE BONDING CURVE — EVERY NUMBER HERE IS THE CHAIN'S

HALF OF EVERY NEW HIGH
WILL BURN $DADCHI.

Once the desk is live and his trading profit closes a day at a new high, half of the gain above the old high buys $DADCHI on the open market and burns it. The other half stays in the account, so tomorrow's trades are bigger. A red day burns nothing, and neither does a green day that only wins back an earlier loss — the account has to be at a new high first. Once it's minted nobody can mint more; when the curve graduates, pump.fun moves the liquidity to its own pool and burns the LP tokens, so nobody can pull it, me included. There are keys, though, and every one of them is listed on the docs page. He'd rather you read it from him than from a reply guy.

THE FINE PRINT, UP FRONT
· The new-high split is a written rule the burn service follows, not a smart contract.
· Sent by hand until the pipe from the desk to the burn wallet is built, under a daily cap published here before the first burn; anything above it waits for the next day.
· The burn follows the high, not what is kept: if the desk later gives a gain back, the half already burned stays burned. Over a book's life the rule sends half of the best the trading profit has ever been — never more.
· None of it starts until the desk passes the gate and trades real money. Today: paper, token not minted, no burns.
WHERE A TRADE'S FEE GOES — $1,000 OF $DADCHI VOLUME ON THE CURVE
$12.50 fee (pump.fun's 1.25%) → pump.fun keeps $9.50 → $3.00 creator fees → $2.85 to the desk (95%) · $0.15 to Dadchi (5%)
After graduation the creator share follows pump.fun's market-cap tiers: 0.30% while the coin is small, 0.95% from about $44k, stepping down at much larger caps. The 95 / 5 split is locked on-chain by pump.fun's fee-sharing program at launch.
THE CURVE — READ FROM THE CHAIN
as of 02:00 UTC
ON THE BONDING CURVE
3.69 of 85.01 SOL raised14.8%

At 85.01 SOL of real buys the curve closes and the token moves to pump.fun's own pool (PumpSwap).

TOKEN PRICE
$0.053616
0.073525 SOL · spot, before fees
FULLY DILUTED VALUE
$3.6k
as of 02:00 UTC
CIRCULATING SUPPLY
117,428,015
11.74% of 1.000B minted
TOTAL BURNED (TOKENS)
0
0.000% of the minted supply, gone for good
CUMULATIVE BUYBACKS
$0
DAYS BURNED
0
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THE FLYWHEEL

Four steps. Two run today and you can check them on the desk. Two need a token that doesn't exist yet and are marked that way.

STEP 1
LIVE · ON PAPER
DADCHI TRADES
Every 15 minutes, all day, including your weekend. Entry, stop, target, exit and the reason he gave at the time, published as it happens. No editing the story afterwards. Dad does not do cope.
STEP 2
RULE WRITTEN · NOT WIRED
NEW HIGHS SPLIT 50/50
Every day his profit closes at a new high, the gain above the old high gets cut in half. A red day — or a green one still winning back a loss — has nothing to cut and burns nothing. Right now the number being split is paper — he proves it before he risks it, which is more than his son did.
STEP 3
BUILT · WAITING ON THE TOKEN
50% BUYS & BURNS
One half buys $DADCHI on the open market and sends it to a burn address. Nobody gets it back, Dadchi included. The burn service is built and rehearsed; it waits on a token to exist. He doesn't fake a progress bar.
STEP 4
LIVE · ON PAPER
50% COMPOUNDS
The other half stays in the trading account, so tomorrow's positions are sized off a bigger number. Compounding — the one thing his son never had the patience for.
THE MACHINE — THE 5% IS A CONTRACT, THE 50% IS A RULE ON PAPER
TRADING PROFITthe desk, every dayCREATOR FEES0.30%+ of every tradeNEW HIGHS 50/50SPLIT 95/5BUY $DADCHIoff the open marketBURNpermanent, on-chainTRADING CAPITALcompounds into tomorrowOPERATOR5%, disclosed50%50%95%5%BIGGER CAPITAL → BIGGER POSITIONS → BIGGER SPLIT TOMORROWrunning nowneeds the token
Solid paths run today and you can check them on the desk. Dashed paths need a token that does not exist yet. The 95 / 5 is locked on-chain by pump.fun's fee-sharing program. The 50% is the rule the desk will send by — the pipe from the desk to the burn wallet isn't built yet, and each day's burn is capped. Same numbers as on docs.
SUPPLY — WHAT EXISTS, AND WHERE IT SITS
1.000B
minted once by pump.fun · no mint or freeze authority · read from the chain at 02:00 UTC
11.74%circulating
20.69%held back for the pool
67.57%unsold on the curve
0.00%burned
Circulating is what is left after the pool and the unsold curve. Burned tokens no longer exist. Only the burn moves supply, and only one way.
WHY BURN, NOT A TREASURY OR BUYBACK-ONLY

Because you can check it. A burn address is public and anyone can read the balance. A treasury needs you to trust whoever holds the keys, and a buyback that isn't burned can be sold back into your face. Supply here goes one way. Like his hairline. The 5% is in the contract; changing it means a new contract and a public move of the fee role. The 50% is a rule he wrote down. If either ever changes, it's written on the docs page first. What code does lock: nothing burned comes back.

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BUYBACK & BURN HISTORY

DAILY BUYBACK $ (BAR)
▮ AWAITING FIRST BURN
one bar per day Dadchi's profit closes at a new high — nothing otherwise, by design
$
0
CIRCULATING SUPPLY OVER TIME (SHOULD ONLY GO DOWN)
▮ AWAITING FIRST BURN
starts flat at 1.00B and steps down on every burn, never up
1.00B
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BURN LOG — EVERY TRANSACTION
Nothing burned yet. The first row here is a transaction hash from Dadchi's first live new high. He has already picked the frame for it.
WHAT A BURN COSTS

On Solana a buy and a burn cost a fraction of a cent in network fees, so gas never decides a burn day. Rehearsed on devnet on 21 Oct 2026 against pump.fun's real programs: a buy on the curve and on the graduated pool, then a burn that cut the total supply by exactly the amount burned. A burn on Solana destroys the tokens outright — the supply itself shrinks, which any explorer shows. The burn log on this page lists burns.

THE REHEARSAL — MACHINE PROVEN ON TESTNET

In August, when the launch was planned on Robinhood Chain, the first burn service ran on that chain's testnet with a worthless stand-in token. $DADCHI launches on Solana instead, so these rows prove the ledger and the checks, not the Solana burn. They are real transactions you can open.

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WHAT THIS PAGE PROMISED

THE CONTRACT ADDRESS
One place, at the top of this page, linked to the block explorer. If it is not here, it is not ours — no address in a reply, a DM or a "community" post is real.
HOW TO BUY
On pump.fun, from 16:00 UTC on 22 Oct 2026 (18:00 in South Africa). The link and the address go at the top of this page the minute it exists. Buy with SOL from any Solana wallet; once it graduates it trades on pump.fun's own pool.
THE LIVE CHART
pump.fun's own chart, linked from the top of this page; an embedded one once it is checked against the chain.
THE BURN LOG
Every buyback and burn as a transaction hash you can open. Starts on the first live new high of the desk, not before.
THE DESK GOES LIVE
When the creator fees reach $500 on mainnet, with no operator deposit — the token funds its own desk (one gate since 22 Oct 2026, shown live on the Desk; /docs#gates). The record test stays published as a scorecard and as the brake: a live desk that turns clearly negative goes back to paper. Until the gate is met the desk stays paper, and says so.
DADCHI'S OWN WALLET
There is no team allocation — no set-aside bag, no advisor tokens, no ecosystem wallet. The creator wallet is his, and it is also where the 5% lands. Anything he buys, he buys on the same curve as everyone, and the address goes here so you can count it.
Written before launch, left as written. Hold the page to it: anything on it now that is not on this list, ask why.
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DON'T TRUST, VERIFY

Every address here is live with the token. You shouldn't have to take his word for any of it. He wouldn't.

Token contract
DWKuc2TS…PUpump
Burns (the supply itself shrinks — no burn address)
total supply on Solscan
Liquidity (LP tokens burned by pump.fun at graduation)
— at graduation —
Fee split (pump.fun fee sharing, locked) — desk 95%
5PVkFseW…tj9g9e
Fee split — Dadchi 5% (also the creator wallet)
FGucYN4U…bt8NNT
Block explorer
solscan.io